Christian is a total fuck head. if you are named this no one fucking likes you, you are a stupid fucking cunt and likes to eat fucking dick
by yeahnahfuckoff October 14, 2021
Guy 1: Hey man, I just found myself a coco bunny. She’s the sweetest
Guy 1: Ah yeah! Snow bunnies are overrated
Guy 1: Ah yeah! Snow bunnies are overrated
by Yoinkayeet December 20, 2022
An actual narcissistic psychopath that drags anyone in her life through a IED field of madness on one of her good days; and turns into an actual monster under ‘Mercury Retrograde. But pretends to be Mary Poppins when anyone else shows up.
Fills the gap in her soul with any and all dick.
Rapey as fuck.
Really great at gaslighting.
Recharges her energy based on the amount of ANY attention she can get from anyone.
Her blood is actually a flammable acid, no really; it might actually be napalm. Or that stuff that the tiny lizard thing in the original Jurassic park spits in that fat guys face when he’s trying to smuggle the Dino DNA off the island.
Likes to roll around in self made mud puddles at 4 AM with no fucks given for the neighbors trying to sleep.
Dislikes showering, brushing her hair, and people who get sick of babysitting the belligerent child that she acts like.
Puts her vag on only fans and then gets mad when people she knows see it… even though she was planning on throwing it at them anyway.
To put it simply; she’s an 867-5309.
Fills the gap in her soul with any and all dick.
Rapey as fuck.
Really great at gaslighting.
Recharges her energy based on the amount of ANY attention she can get from anyone.
Her blood is actually a flammable acid, no really; it might actually be napalm. Or that stuff that the tiny lizard thing in the original Jurassic park spits in that fat guys face when he’s trying to smuggle the Dino DNA off the island.
Likes to roll around in self made mud puddles at 4 AM with no fucks given for the neighbors trying to sleep.
Dislikes showering, brushing her hair, and people who get sick of babysitting the belligerent child that she acts like.
Puts her vag on only fans and then gets mad when people she knows see it… even though she was planning on throwing it at them anyway.
To put it simply; she’s an 867-5309.
“Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to? 867-5309, for the price of a dime, I can always turn to you, 867-5309.”
“Jenny Coco? That Bitch is feral.”
“Jenny Coco? That Bitch is feral.”
by Idon Likeu Etall December 27, 2021
My partner does't like to waste food and she doesn't like coco wheats. But over the course of two weeks she ate all the coco wheats for breakfast, just to get rid of them. Using something you don't like - just to avoid wasting it - is coco-wheating.
When it became apparent my boyfriend was not going to eat those disgusting raisin cookies, I started coco-wheating them.
by obstinate_emu March 20, 2022
Milan and coco are the bestest of friends, they could fight here and there but they have a unbreakable bond
Milan and Coco are the best
by coco ;) October 25, 2020
The phrase that became increasingly popular when Conan O'Brien had to choose between switching shows or leaving NBC. The phrase originated from Tom Hanks from one of Conan's episode.
by Ravenshaw1 April 30, 2010
by captsaveahoe December 12, 2005