Cum Cobbler

An insult saying some one enjoys devouring seminal fluids.

Last night, i heard sounds of a man calling Donovan a cum cobbler.

by Supreme.Bape__ October 26, 2016

squat cobbler

When a fully clothed man in a costume sits on a pie and wiggles around in it

Dan: What kind of pie do squat cobblers use?
Jimmy: I don't know. Peach, banana cream, not really my area of expertise.

by PatrickMcElephant August 30, 2016

squat cobbler

The sexual act of one sitting in a pie, and wiggling around whilst crying.

"I'm feeling a little kinky tonight. I think I'll watch some squat cobbler"

by optimisticdingo September 1, 2016

squat cobbler

The act of sitting on pies while fully clothed or mooning the pie. Usual to the sexual pleaser of fetishers through the internet. Defined on the AMC TV show "Better Call Saul".

Man, you here Paul likes to do squat cobbler videos online? Who sells him those pies?

by darkdragonmc August 28, 2016

squat cobbler

The fetish act performed by a nude male, or female squatting their gentitalia into a pie and wiggling. Also known as Boston Creme Splat, Double moon moon pie, and Dutch Apple Ass. Coined by Saul Goodman in 'Better Call Saul'.

The art patron purchased videos from the man doing a squat cobbler.

by bettercall August 21, 2016

cobbler's

See cobblers

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

Squat Cobbler

Noun. When a pie is desecrated by bare human buttocks. Situation made worse when said human is crying

He has a private video stash of himself doing crying squat cobbler for another man.

by SquigglySquid September 3, 2016