Noun. In the workplace: A boss (male or female) who says "no" to your creative & efficient idea, because they did not think of it first.
Verb. Operational Cockblocking: the act of getting ahead in the workplace rejecting your idea, but as their means to get ahead later in the future. See Operational Clockblock.
Verb. Operational Cockblocking: the act of getting ahead in the workplace rejecting your idea, but as their means to get ahead later in the future. See Operational Clockblock.
I thought Clockblockers, who can't get laid, only hangout in bars....
But today an Operational Cockblock happened to me.
Where my boss rejected an idea I had, because they thought it was dumb; although the idea would have saved the company millions.
Where a year later........:
Your boss got promoted because they used your idea they "brilliantly suggested"....
......and a week later: you get fired.
;)
But today an Operational Cockblock happened to me.
Where my boss rejected an idea I had, because they thought it was dumb; although the idea would have saved the company millions.
Where a year later........:
Your boss got promoted because they used your idea they "brilliantly suggested"....
......and a week later: you get fired.
;)
by AmusRudedawgg6976 October 16, 2009
Get the Operational Cockblock mug.Some schools have a time policy for professors which allows students to leave if the instructor does not arrive after a given amount of time. Clock Blocking is when a professor arrives just before this time expires.
It was 11:14 and we were so close to having class cancelled when Dr. Jones walked in and totaly clock blocked us.
by DJ Walt April 23, 2009
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Someone who blocks you online and then cowardly addresses a reply post that you can’t see or reply to
Hey, I can only assume you can’t see Jim’s reply to you on my timeline cause you didn’t reply to that weak ass shit with another bitch slap. He’s such a cockblocker. So predictable...
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Get the Cockblocker mug.When somebody prevents you from eating a delicious sugary snack, usually a chocolately delight of some sort. Just like a cockblock except with chocolate.
I was going for the fudge sundae with ravenous vigor, but my wife chocblocked me at the last moment with some sort of gay speech about heart disease and diabetes. After 13 years of marriage you would think she would want me to die to get the life insurance money. Dammit.
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by G3orgy100 January 28, 2010
Get the cockblocker mug.When someone slips a drug (like bad X or weed or too much alcohol) to the girl you're trying to bed, rendering her incapable of sex that night.
by beau801 February 24, 2009
Get the Chemically Cockblocked mug.1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.
1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.
2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!
2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!
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