chaving it up

The Phrase used when you see a bunch of stupid chavs talkin bout goin out on the town.

chav1:so yea, were gonna go out 2dai bluds?
chav2:yea, ill get the booze!
chav1:i don't like beer its too strong.
dude1:ooooo your chaving it up tonight arnt you
dude2:ROFL

by Tom Haines July 2, 2007

Claying

(verb)
The act of having a clay or claying; the opposite of declaying.

(noun)
A poo poo but not just any old crap; a healthy one that registers as type 4 on the Bristol Stool Chart and emerges into the world as a slither of soft, smooth, brown snakes, heaped in a rich, round, plentiful pile. This most excellent excrement has properties similar to clay (hence, the name) and is able to be pinched, rolled, cut, or built up in layers to form shapes of all kinds. Think back to that blind bird who made a sculpture of Lionel Richie's swede in the music video of 'Hello'.

"I've been thinking about you while blissfully claying, babe"

"Right kids, have fun with the clay but don't put it in your mouths as it's not meant to be re-eaten"

Other derived usage incudes reference to having a Cassius (a champion clay), having a Clay-tonne (after a particularly bountiful sitting) and being Clayborne (after an uncomfortable period of a prolonged dearth of clay).

by Amber Heard's Bed September 24, 2023

clavienne

Breaks every girls' hearts and then glues them back together with gorilla glue only to break it again because it turns out he has heterosexual feelings for a fellow male.

Frequently plays the guitar and tries to appear as masculine as possible in order to deceive the female species.

I don't think you should date him, he looks like the type of guy to pull a clavienne on you

by NewYorkRoast July 23, 2021

devils clarinet

another name for your cock

Mike - "hey tom what did you do today?"

Tom - "O i played the devils clarinet"


Mike -"sick bastard!"

by Esantana89 October 20, 2007

Calvin

Sexiest man alive, dick game on point. If you encounter a Calvin in a sexual situation your vagina will be destroyed. Waddling is a common side affect of a Calvin. He not only is beautiful on the outside he also has a personality of gold. Incredible humour all though sometimes inappropriate.

:Did you see Calvin yesterday?

- Yes how did you know
:You were waddling

by Million.dollar.puthhhayyyy January 3, 2021

clarinet

quite possibly the instrument most closely resemblant to the human voice. has a tremendous dynamic range from a whisper to full cantabile. capable of legato and rapid passages. composers have long used the clarinet for nostalgic or tender moments in music, and its versatility unrivals anyother instrument-classical, jazz, folk...truly the biggest asset to an orchestra's wind section

The clarinet's sound is the voice of humanity

by lasido August 10, 2009

Clarinet

Only the best instrument ever. Very easy to learn, but hard to actually get good at. Despite common beliefs from the other sections and the pit, you do have to be smart to play it. Only the smartest people can make section leader.

Usually the section as a whole is disfunctional, but is better than the rest of the band. Despite what the cologuard thinks, we make the band look pretty, not them.

Usually the ones that play other instruments, (french horn) and they are the ones in band who get all the guys.

Band class would fail without clarinets.

Do you ever see clarinets falling while they march?

by Daryan. June 3, 2009