classic figgis

A Classic Figgis is where you wake up to your genitals being stuck in the zipper of a sleeping bag.

We went camping last week! Last day, Joe woke to a Classic Figgis and it was epic.

by Fannybuster October 20, 2020

Classic Bardakoff

When one outperforms the original. Originated from Julien Bardakoff, voice actor for Luigi.

Heath Ledger played a much better Joker than Cesar Romero. Classic Bardakoff!

by brighteyedathena March 2, 2022

backer classic

A song or other composition of musical quality with the ability to cause drunkards to break into dances including fist pumping, squatting low, grinding, circling up, hand clapping and pole licking. Will be stuck in ones head for 6-8 hours after hearing excerpts from lyrics in daily conversation. Similar to a backer jam but with extended longevity.

Rudy: I heard someone say "Turn Around" on the street today and had Total Eclipse Of The Heart in my head all afternoon.
Knute: What a backer classic!

by Jimmy Squire May 7, 2015

Bryan classic

When you are destroying the other team with a 10 point lead but they comeback and win the game

Person 1: Omg a 10 point lead
10 minutes later
Person 1: Omg we are pulling a Bryan classic

by Cookie jar 41 October 4, 2021

Founders Classical Academy of Flower mound

Founders classical academy of flower mound is a school with a bunch of shitty teachers that suck themselves off over Shakespeare plays. If you wear a non school jacket or a skirt that is an inch too short you are strung up on a cross and set you on fire to burn off the non school jacket. they also hired a creepy gym teacher that was gross and actively favored the girls so he could try together with them.

Founders Classical Academy of flower mound is not a good school to enroll your kids in!

by Capital One January 7, 2022

pull a classic

act of going out at night with the purpose of getting laid but because of lacking success leaving the party early with a usually less attractive man/woman you allready had sex with several times before.

Person A: "Yo, where's Bene?"
Person B: "He pulled a classic!"
Person A: "Again???"

A: "Look who's there. Man, I think I'm going to pull a classic on her!"
B: "Again???"

by noisynick May 1, 2009

classic rock junkie

A person who loves the musical genre classic rock, which includes bands such as Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, The Doors, ACDC, and The Who. They are uninterested in modern music. Sometimes, they are of the opinion that any new music is terrible, in other cases they admit that some of it is good, it just doesn't interest them. Often times they find themselves pretending to love the new alternative band their friend is showing them while wishing they were at home listening to The White Album. Many classic rock junkies are afraid to admit they are indeed a classic rock junkie for fear of being called narrow-minded.

"Oh yeah, I love Green Day."

"That is such a lie. You're a classic rock junkie and you know it."

by floydiac9 October 18, 2009