circumcised soldier

When a soldiers dick got blown off in combat

My wife left me because I’m a circumcised soldier

by UrbanInsanity March 6, 2025

I can see the circumcision scar

A method of politely calling someone a dickhead

You know, I can see the circumcision scar.

by RTM 1963 June 9, 2023

Circumcise

When the skin of a usually baby boys dick is removed often for religious reasons but sometimes to prevent infection

Mary and Andrew are getting their son circumcise it’s a controversial thing

by Andrew2736 June 24, 2023

New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.

I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.

by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024

Eskimo Circumcision

When the foreskin develops frostbite in low-temperature conditions and falls off

Chad got lost in the mountains last week and ended up with an Eskimo Circumcision.

by Brodyrick January 18, 2021

Double circumcision

The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.

John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "

Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"

by S. Millows June 2, 2020

Circumcised

Originally invented by the Jews, it’s not barbaric get over yourselves! Many girls prefer circumcised because they look nicer. I can give a list of personal friends of mine that have said they prefer it. Being uncircumcised isn’t bad, but don’t be hating on those who are. Maybe I’m biased bc I’m Jewish but who the hell cares.

Person 1: I just got with that guy over there last night

Person 2: Omg was he Circumcised?
Person 1: yes!

Person 2: damn imma have to slide into his dms

by jewgirl May 22, 2023