church parents 

Parents who ruin your life on a weekly basis by signing you up for or taking you to crap you don't want. This includes them buying tickets to events you don't care about and they force you into them, ruining your life in every way possible when you can normally be enjoying your own leisure.

If you have a break from school (such as summer or winter), your parents are almost guaranteed to screw it up. This includes planning a vacation over your entire break, essentially making it wasted by the time your break is over.

Kyle: Dude, my spring break was wasted because my stupid church parents planned a vacation on it, taking me to stuff I had no interest in.
Chris: Aww, that sucks crap. Next break, do you want to spend it all with me and play Smash all the way?
Kyle: Why, yes.

church parents by The Real Driller July 6, 2021

Church hill middle 

A shithole where If you think someone hates you they definitely do filled with girls who think they are better then everyone because they've had 13 boyfriends in one week beware of the bathrooms. Trust no one here.

"I hate my school."
"You must go to church hill middle."

Church hill middle by Awildmoron April 4, 2022

church ball 

A player, typically a white guy, who participates in a recreational, often religious-affiliated basketball game with an unmatched level of intensity and hustle. Church Ball players are notorious for their aggressive and out-of-control play, making them a potential hazard for fellow players on the court. Often viewed as overzealous and lacking self-awareness, their unwavering commitment to the game is both impressive and terrifying.

Dude was playing church ball and tore his ACL.

church ball by Wrxdrunkie April 4, 2023

Church Prime 

The best religion in which dreamwastaken is god, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. The church prime is located in “the subs” in the dream smp. “The subs” is A peaceful area where people can WAP (Worship and prayer) and subscribe with twitch prime

“Church prime is the best religion” Everyone-

Church Prime by DreamIsGod October 26, 2020

Church is out 

A. The "party" is over
B. A situation that is "fucked"
C. something that is over

Phrase coined by boxing referee Frank Cappuccino and frequently used my Danny Monaco and his entourage

A. Church is out man!

B. Church was out for the stoners that got caught by the cops.

C. Church is out for President Bush.

Church is out by Danny Monaco January 20, 2009

Church of the Poison Mind

1. a Top 10 hit for Culture Club (featuring the notorious Boy George) during the fall of 1983.

2. any "church" or religion that dominates the member's lives: what they do, what they say and what they think. They become absolute droids or sheep. In other words, a cult.

1. Culture Club performed their hit "Church of the Poison Mind" on a TV program to welcome the new year 1984.

2. Danny has been spouting out dogma and doctrine ever since he joined that fundamentalist church. He's now in a Church of the Poison Mind.

3. The members of al-Qaida, Hamas and other so-called Islamic fundie terrorist organizations belong to a Church of the Poison Mind. So do a lot of people all over the planet. That includes here in America.

4. An Episcopalian chapel at the university where I got my college degree advertizes itself by saying that Jesus died to take away your sins, not your mind.

Church of the Poison Mind by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 26, 2009

church drunk 

A level of drunkness- generally refers to getting really weirdly drunk. Often church goers who rarely drink will reach this level during a night out on the town.

Used in a sentence; I'm for sure getting church drunk tonight.

church drunk by M.c.hammmered February 24, 2012