Bag Chimp

A "Bag Chimp" is a person or persons that are purely about WHATS IN THE BAG that can help me without any regard to anyone or anything, a selfish fool

That Bag Chimp didn't care about there family at all, only looking out for themselves. I can't believe he brought that Bag Chimp here asking for handouts

by Big Daddy JP February 16, 2022

chimp chaser

White women that go for the black man

My cousin denise is a chimp chaser

by darth veiner January 11, 2015

Connecticut Chimp

Verbal and emotional abuse. Tearing someone limb from limb and peeling their face off, like a Lyme-diseased Chimpanzee jacked up on Xanax.

I went all Connecticut Chimp on the barista after she F-ed up my double latte.

by WhiskeyRockARoller March 13, 2009

chimp rip

V. to tear the male's genital region with bare hands as occured March 3rd, 2005 (see Saint James Davis). This is the manliest action currently known to exist next to cutting your own arm off. (see Aron Ralston)

After being chimp ripped, the man lost all of his will to live.

by Kurtzy May 2, 2005

Chimp Limp

Poor (black) man's Pimp Limp.

Lord Edric: Say, Sambo, have you hurt your leg?
Samb: No, massa, jus' doin' ma chimp limp

by Wlady August 24, 2011

gurning chimp

George Bush

Yes, you know he is

by oracle March 12, 2004

Safety chimp

A safety chimp is a special trained chimp charged with the safety of childrens playgrounds. If a child is about to make a horrible mistake that would compromise the safety of the playground, the chimp jumps to action preventing the child from doing so. the safety chimp is harmless in every sense and when taking actions the chimp is trained to only hit once. A special offer is made for owners of public playgrounds, the chimp will then also be trained in fighting off pedofiles.

Erik almost hurt himself today, but because of the safety chimp he was lucky and got away with only a scratch.

by Agent00abe April 21, 2008