Chicago Handshake

A drink order that includes two traditional Chicago drinks (each oh which is sold almost exclusively in Chicago), a shot of malört and an Old Style beer.

My friends are visiting from out of town and I want them to get the real Chicago experience so I'm buying them a round of Chicago Handshakes!

by Mizami October 8, 2018

Chicago Bulls

Professional Basketball team based in Chicago, Illinois.

The Bulls, led by Hall-of-Famers Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen, dominated the 1990's by winning 6 NBA Championships thus helping basketball to grow into a global game.

"Hey dude, who's the most popular team in the NBA these days?"

"The Chicago Bulls, of course."

by K-Fel April 22, 2009

Beverly, Chicago

The nicest part of the South Side of Chicago. Mostly consists of rich while people who all descend from Irish Immigrants. Everyone knows everybody, and everyone is constantly trying to live up to their fathers lively hood (being a rich alcoholic.) Everyone is constantly drinking and Saint Patrick's Day is always a shit show here. The girls are all hot but also all pale as shit. The guys are between being wanna-be hood rats, and frat boys. A lot of milfs & trophy wives reside here with their spoiled ass children.

"Her family is super rich, and she's obsessed with being Irish."

"She must be from Beverly, Chicago"

by Papipapi February 18, 2017

Chicago waffle

Taking a shit in someone's laptop and closing it.

"He was being a fucking douchebag so when he left I gave him a Chicago waffle as a nice surprise for when he came back."

by SloppyToppy November 3, 2015

chicago nigga

Usually darkskin and some of the most savage niggas out there

Teacher: what is an example of pure savagery?
Student: a Chicago nigga?

by Skip Lou May 15, 2015

Chicago Steamship

the act in which two or more individuals overpower another helpless individual so that one attacker may pull down his or her pants, spread his or her buttocks over the victim's face, and flatulate and/or defecate in the said face, often leading to asphyxiation of the victim

Melissa rounded the corner, going about her business, but as she did, she was helplessly attacked by Christian and Keith, who proceeded to pin her down and exchange roles in a perfectly executed Chicago Steamship. This, as do many Chicago Steamships, led to hospitalization.

by Harold Fitz October 31, 2009

Chicago Typewriter

n. A Thompson submachine gun, as used by Prohibition-era gangsters. So-named because the sound of a Tommy being fired in the distance resembled the sound of typing on a typewriter, and because the weapon was in popular use throughout south-side Chicago in Al Capone's day.

Vinnie always wrote his enemies on a Chicago typewriter.

by Carl Willis August 25, 2004