chipotle rub

1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.

2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.

A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.

by The third rick May 12, 2014

Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.

Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.

by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015

Chipotless

When you are without Chipotle or do not have the means to quickly attain Chipotle cuisine.

I am starving, but this hick town is Chipotless. I never should have moved from civilization.

by jc jamal antwone leroy tyrone jones the 3rd (with a motherfucking twist of lime, not lemon, lime) March 1, 2015

Chipotle

It's the definition of a girls life.

"OMG chipotle is ms life"

by Ms potato October 19, 2015

chipotle potato

Someone who literally sits around and just eats chipotle

" Why is she always with the same burrito? She's literally such a chipotle potato. "

by gettinghotnottheweather November 6, 2015

Chipotle and Stand

Means to go to your local Chipotle restaurant and just wait in line, for excess amounts of time. At least 30 mins.

Friend 1: bro you hungry?!
Friend 2: hungry but not hungry enough to chipotle and stand. I got shit to do man!

by Cubanmafiadale September 21, 2016

chipotle ho

Female that right after going to the gym will reward herself with a meal at Chipotle basically negating the workout

This chipotle ho got a burrito bowl plus guacamole after doing leg day; again

by ghost psalm777 March 10, 2017