Checkered memory

It's what vovich has

I have a checkered memory. there is a 50/50 chance that i might remember what colour my tshirt was 4 years ago and same rule applies for my breakfast today

by CitizenKhaine August 4, 2019

Checkers

It’s South African slang that refers to a plastic bag.

Someone brought me a checkers full of lemons.

by Tornado1576 July 20, 2021

Checkering

When you fact check something so hard it becomes true

"Person A: Source?

Person B: I've been checkering this onion all day.
Person A: Then it must be true!"

by Shattybatty May 31, 2023

Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues

Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest

by Pannas & Rizz November 15, 2023

Bathroom checker

A person who goes to the restroom/bathroom no matter where they are at just to check it out. Even if they don’t have to use the bathroom they still go & check it out.

Person 1 “ok we’re going to put you at the end of the table you bathroom checker because we all know your going to have to go check it out .

Person 2: “stop calling me a bathroom checker I really have to go this time!”

by Bosslady2417 August 21, 2022

checkered duck

When you want to sleep. Go to bed early.

Luis and Mallory will be checkered ducks tonight.

by Duck Me Down February 4, 2017

Fact Checkers

Liars.

Fact checkers reviewed this post and determined that corruption doesn't actually exist.

by Mozzastryl April 6, 2024