charity pimp

a dude who sets up female friends who aren't looking for relationships, but rather, who just wanna fuck

"He's such a nice guy for helping all those girls find love."

"Nah, he's a charity pimp. Those chicks just wanna get piped."

"I see... perhaps I should introduce myself."

by sXe_defender August 3, 2021

charity theif

someone who takes advantage of a charity and steals from them.

Salvador thought it was cool to be a fraudster. so he became a charity theif.

by durex69 February 14, 2022

Faith hope and Charity

Faith hope is a school where everyone is rich. If you see the pick up line after school it’s not rare to see 3 G- wagons in a row. It’s has a rivalry with OLPH. It’s used to be a good school until they got a new principle who doesn’t know how to handle a school and just looks at students asses the whole day. Also junior high got a new math teacher replacing a really good one who left after one year with Dr. Meager and now their stuck with a millennial who likes to bond with kids over video games and isn’t fully qualified to be a teacher. It’s used to be a great school but now anymore the only thing holding it together are the traditions. And the best are the 8th grade traditions like how the boy football players cut their hair, they ride in cool cars, and draw on other cars and the cheer leaders decorate the school. The traditions are good and they education is bad.

Friend #1- what school do you go to
Friend#2- Faith Hope and Charity
Friend#1- Their school sucks now that they have a new principal

by Ritch_B@tch October 30, 2019

Charity laugh

When something isn’t funny at all.So you fake laugh to make things not akward.

Chloe kept making dad jokes so I gave her a nice charity laugh.

by Boogieokc December 18, 2018

Charity

That girl, you know who I mean. THAT one.

She's called charity

by The Amazing Protagonist May 1, 2021

Charity

A common type of money-laundering scam that makes use of guilt-tripping and vague appeals to one's sense of compassion in order to accrue massive amounts of monetary 'donations'. Unlike other scams, charity is very effective in urbanized environments such as Europe and the USA due to the massive amount of political padding around humanitarian efforts, making it very difficult to launch investigations into suspected money laundering operations under such themes.

I'm sick and tired of seeing all these in-your-face charity funds up online. I'd sooner donate my bank account credentials to a random African prince than help some random eastern-European dude buy cocaine or some shit.

by Inlovewithabsol March 6, 2023

democrat charity

When someone else ends up paying for something that they do for their own benefit.

Biden is so generous with tax payer money; it is like he is running a democrat charity for repaying student loans.

by Jumper777 December 31, 2024