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Russian Oil Change

When one falls asleep inside a woman, wakes up, and pees in her vagina.
That bitch wanted me to make her wet, so I gave her a Russian Oil Change.
by Bgireland February 25, 2012
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Chicago Lane Change

A maneuver that is popular and perfected in Chicagoland. The act is completed when a driver with Illinois plates gracefully cuts from the left lane of a major expressway across all lanes in order to just make their exit, cutting off several cars in the process.

If it is a nice day out and the driver has their windows down, they may be so courteous as to stick their hand out of the window and hold up a certain number of fingers, alerting those on the road as to exactly how many lanes they are planning on moving.

While residents of other states, particularly Cheeseheads up north, may be annoyed at this, it is considered a common practice, exercised out of necessity, in the Chicago metro area.
Cheesehead: "Did you see that Chuck? That Illinois car just pulled a Chicago Lane Change! Boo!"
Chicagoan: "Fuck you, loser - and the Packers, too."
by Subway053 June 1, 2016
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Devyn, A changed man

Appearantly I changed this dude...
For some reason his friends hate me and I don't even know some of them.
He is good to me but acts differently around other people for some reason.
Wow look at that I made Devyn, a changed man

Appearantly... :/
by halo lowis May 31, 2022
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california lane change

When you are driving on the highway and shift across all the lanes in either direction.

Similar to a jersey slide
Im in the right lane and i want to pass everyone, I think I'll do a california lane change to the left and then a jersey slide to exit
by Dave K July 23, 2004
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Change my diaper

One of the most offense insults you can say to another human being. Pretty much the worst thing that can be said according to Tom Segura
Tom: hey you know what Bryce fuck you!
Bryce: fuck you cunt

Tom: you know what bitch change my diaper motherfucker

Bryce: 😐
by Straight outta Rochester June 8, 2018
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Battery Charged Blue

A very bright blue, almost electric, which people believe is a false color. But don't worry, it's a crayola marker...so it's not false.
by amazinglakeesha April 18, 2010
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Beer Charge

A hard counter to any form of martial arts.

Requires a beer belly and several pints of premium strength lager to have been consumed beforehand.

The Beer Charge is initiated by lowering the head and charging at full speed into the opponent who will be knocked senseless by the kinetic energy of the charge.
Dave was in a coma after he foolishly attempted to block Steve's 9 Pint Beer Charge' 'Tom tore Jackie Chan a new asshole by beer charging his attempt at a roundhouse kick
by Billy Big Plums May 12, 2011
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