I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.
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Get the I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard mug.a Conspiracy made by racist saying the civil war wasn't about slavery and was about tariffs or "States rights"
most people who believe are fat old people that live in South Carolina or Georgia
most people who believe are fat old people that live in South Carolina or Georgia
Retard: i believe in the Lost cause and the civil war was about states rights
everyone who has a brain: states right to do what mate?
everyone who has a brain: states right to do what mate?
by HistoricalFanatics March 2, 2022
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Get the $800 Case, caUse, casE $800 mug.I also don't have to accept your framing of the situation as a matter of fault vs blame and I don't have to let you control my fucking mind. If you do not pay for my work in accordance with my 5th amendment rights and you don't give my right not to associate with people who are actively stalking and harassing me then I'm going to revoke your daughter's right to life. Give me MY rights and do it now or I will take your kids.
Hym "It's not a matter of fault, it's a matter of cause and effect. And I've proven the targeted harassment is both real and happening to me and I'm not going to let you using me as a test case so you can claim that doing this doesn't get your kids murdered. But YOU will let a butthole molested mental retard uses YOU as a sentient pocket-pussy so HE can claim he's better than me. So there's that. I don't have to let you do thus and get away with it."
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Get the Cause and effect mug.A wearisome, vacuous windbag that takes any opportunity to spout Guardian-esque pinko rhetoric in relation to any left-wing hobby-horse as if they were an authority that cannot be challenged or questioned.
"That twerp Tarquin's mouth sewer was firing out the Mayor's tripe about air quality in the pub again last night as if it's not a smoke screen for more stealth taxation. What a total Cause Cannon."
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Get the Cause mug.Also known as non causa pro causa (non cause for cause/not a cause for a cause) or false cause fallacy
A logical fallacy in which a cause is wrongly defined
A logical fallacy in which a cause is wrongly defined
Here's the exhaustive list of Questionable Cause Fallacy:
1. Post ergo propter hoc
2. Correlation means causation
3. Texas Sharpshooter
4. Circular cause and consequence
5. Singular cause fallacy
6. Regression fallacy
7. Jumping into conclusions
8. Association fallacy (guilt/honor by association, such as reductio ad Hitlerum/Godwin's Law, reductio ad Stalinum/red-tag/red-bait) {Association Fallacy is an illegitimate child between ad hominem and questionable cause fallacy/false cause fallacy/non causa pro causa}
1. Post ergo propter hoc
2. Correlation means causation
3. Texas Sharpshooter
4. Circular cause and consequence
5. Singular cause fallacy
6. Regression fallacy
7. Jumping into conclusions
8. Association fallacy (guilt/honor by association, such as reductio ad Hitlerum/Godwin's Law, reductio ad Stalinum/red-tag/red-bait) {Association Fallacy is an illegitimate child between ad hominem and questionable cause fallacy/false cause fallacy/non causa pro causa}
by Sir. B November 4, 2021
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