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loaded cart

When a person passes cum out of their ass during a fart.
Hours after my boyfriend dropped his load in my ass, I totally carted in my panties. He gave me a loaded cart.
by Bloodstaingirl June 22, 2016
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Cart Bomb

To surreptitiously drop random products in a fellow shoppers cart at the supermarket. Only to be done if said shopper is obliviously leaving their cart unattended and blocking an aisle.
I just did a Triple Crown of a Cart Bomb! I dropped three feminine hygiene products in that guys' cart that was blocking three aisles!
by longrider700 January 14, 2015
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cart parting

to create a path between two inconsiderate shoppers in a grocery store aisle by emanating nonverbal cues of frustration or impatience. After the cart part, no words need be said as the offenders tend to realize their fault and are likely ashamed.
Ted: Wow, that old lady performed a cart part without having to come to a stop.

Frank: I'm sure she's had many years of practice to have such flawless execution with her cart parting.
by _.-Frosty-._ July 14, 2011
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cart douche

A douche who doesn't return a shopping cart, leaving it out to hit other people's cars.
J: Max, don't be such a cart douche and just put your cart away.
M: I'm a child.
by MaxIsADouche January 13, 2014
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cart coma

A state of extreme sleepiness experienced after eating lunch at one of New York's fine street food carts.
Coworker1: What's wrong with John, did he eat chicken and rice again?
Coworker2: Yep. Cart coma. Better get him a Red Bull if you expect him to get any work done.
by shaktimaan July 7, 2010
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Cart Smoker

A person who has only ever gotten high of a cart/THC juice
"If you didn't first get high out of a apple or a bottle or some shit, and you use carts, YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING STONER, Goodbye!" - any non - cart smoker
by Phinn_ May 8, 2021
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Dandy cart

A place in Newton aycliffe where theres smackhead parents and the kids think there some boys
Dandy cart-im a scruff
by I live in a better place January 15, 2022
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