Douche Canoe

A vagina. Literally. Vaginas look like little canoes that fit douches in them, which coincidently is the correct body cavity to use a douche.
All these other idiots don't know that a douche canoe is a vagina. Especially the guy who thought it was a bigger version of a douche bag, which is just a receptacle for the effluent produced by douching. That guy is a real douche canoe.
by Michael Hancho May 14, 2020
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Jew Canoe

Israel Aircraft Industries Westwind Business Jet.
Hey, look what's on the runway again, the Jew Canoe
by Lear45 September 03, 2010
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Douche Canoe

The Word Explaining Just HOW Big Of A Douche You Are.
Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.
by vivalavengeance November 21, 2010
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Jew canoe

A block-long Cadillac or other ostentatious road locomotive.
Cleon drove his Jew canoe up Rodeo Drive.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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flesh canoe

an easily decipherable euphemism for female genitalia; may be compared to a flesh kayak, if one wishes to compare the relative size of two or more females' genitalia. compare also with: hatchet wound, axe wound, bush, mound, pussy, vag, she junk, cunt, twot, etc.
I went for a ride in the ol' flesh canoe.
by Johnny Doe IV May 25, 2006
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canoe print

when a girl has gone for a long bike ride on a lovely hot summers day and left a little sweat mark on the saddle to show just how hard she has worked.
damn, look at that canoe print, i bet you could fit two in her canoe.
by darryl e January 28, 2004
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Brazilian Canoe

A sex act performed by placing an erect penis in the crack of a womans butt cheeks and coming to orgasm without penetration.
How about I give you a "Brazilian Canoe" tonight baby.
by The Pethick Brothers May 19, 2011
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