a country where the beer isnt watered down, the best bands/actors/comediens come from, the sex is amazing, women can walk around topless if they should so desire, its legal to marry boys or girls, where the health care is free, people are polite, the population speaks english and for the most part french, the people arent fat, a pretty girl can walk home alone at 1 in the morning, its not cold all year round, its spelled favourite, colour, centre, metre, honour etc, americans go to escape pure evil (bush), and where all the cool kids live! (by the way... weeds not legal here...)
A conversation in french canada... or in an english canadian classroom
-bonjour (good day)
-salut (hi)
-comment ca va? (how are you?)
-ca va bein, merci et vous? (im good, thank you and yourself?)
-ca va tres bein! (im very good!)
-bonjour (good day)
-salut (hi)
-comment ca va? (how are you?)
-ca va bein, merci et vous? (im good, thank you and yourself?)
-ca va tres bein! (im very good!)
by emilyiscanadian April 30, 2006
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Canada is a non-stop convention that takes place near the USA about politeness and saying sorry. The highest ranking 'sorriers' get free meese.
Also is featured in a song by the star, Robin Sparkles.
Also is featured in a song by the star, Robin Sparkles.
"I kinda wanna go to Canada in a few years, I don't know I'm feeling nice."
"We're gonna rock till Canada day"
"We're gonna rock till Canada day"
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Get the Canada mug.Canadian Robber: "Gimme your stuff"
Man (Not Canadian): Okay *Smirks Because He Know's He's Canadian*
Canadian Robber: Thx, HEY! Why are you smirking?
Man: Cause: Um...I like your shirt!
Canadian Robber: Thanks, you know what? I feel bad here's your condom, gun, weed, and your fake drivers license!
Man: HAHahahaha...thxs *evil smile*
Canadian Robber: Oh wait!
Man: Yes *sweats*
Canadian Robber: Have a good day (: !
Man (Not Canadian): Okay *Smirks Because He Know's He's Canadian*
Canadian Robber: Thx, HEY! Why are you smirking?
Man: Cause: Um...I like your shirt!
Canadian Robber: Thanks, you know what? I feel bad here's your condom, gun, weed, and your fake drivers license!
Man: HAHahahaha...thxs *evil smile*
Canadian Robber: Oh wait!
Man: Yes *sweats*
Canadian Robber: Have a good day (: !
by KGB-Muneerthepioneer January 9, 2020
Get the Canada mug.A foreign land up North where an elusive species dwell. The rare, and endangered Canadian. In their veins runs the purest of the maple syrups. Luckily, these creatures are unusually docile, as the entire hate of The Canada is stored in the geese that run rampant all over the world. They are the only creature that don't need a passport.
If you happen to encounter a Canadian in the wild, immediately exclaim "Ope!". Now they will recognize you as one of their own. As they general prefer discussing hockey and moose above all other topics, be sure to only talk to them about these topics or they might sic a goose on you. Be warned and good luck traveler.
If you happen to encounter a Canadian in the wild, immediately exclaim "Ope!". Now they will recognize you as one of their own. As they general prefer discussing hockey and moose above all other topics, be sure to only talk to them about these topics or they might sic a goose on you. Be warned and good luck traveler.
Susy: "My family is venturing up north to The Canada this summer, I hope to see a Canadian."
Todd Md: " Be sure to take great care not to anger a Canadian, those darn geese are ever so vicious."
Todd Md: " Be sure to take great care not to anger a Canadian, those darn geese are ever so vicious."
by Dr.Todd February 2, 2022
Get the The Canada mug.The country located geographically to the north of the U.S. west of Greenland and across the arctic ocean from Russia. Known internationally for its cold climate, hockey, beer etc. The large Canadian cities like Toronro, Montreal and Vancouver are some of the nicest in the world. Canada is known for it's ability to get along with the rest of the world and its peace keepers. The predominantly caucasian population is thought to be somewhat more racially tolerant than that of the U.S. however this facade quickely fades in private company or in the presence of alcohol. The largest minority in Canada are the aboriginals, who were not exterminated to the same extent as their American counterparts. They have a lower quality of life on average than other groups and so recieve a lot of aid from the governent. This is much to the chagrin of the caucasians.
Stereotypically, other minorities live in fairly insular (thought often quite prosperous) communities, unlike their American counterparts who are thought live in more of a "melting pot."
Canada is known for its universal healthcare and other social programs.
Canada has a small, though highly trained and well organized military.
Canadian inustry is focused mainly in the natural resources and agricultre sectors. The Canadian dollar is usually worth less than the American dollar, though at the time of the writing it is actually worth more.
Canada has Both French and English as it's official languages, and despite the convinience of being able to find English labels and instructions in even the most French parts of Quebec (or French in the most English parts of Alberta), this creates much political discord. There is a mutual antipathy between English and French Canadians.
Stereotypically, other minorities live in fairly insular (thought often quite prosperous) communities, unlike their American counterparts who are thought live in more of a "melting pot."
Canada is known for its universal healthcare and other social programs.
Canada has a small, though highly trained and well organized military.
Canadian inustry is focused mainly in the natural resources and agricultre sectors. The Canadian dollar is usually worth less than the American dollar, though at the time of the writing it is actually worth more.
Canada has Both French and English as it's official languages, and despite the convinience of being able to find English labels and instructions in even the most French parts of Quebec (or French in the most English parts of Alberta), this creates much political discord. There is a mutual antipathy between English and French Canadians.
So you're from Canada eh?
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