by Wolfin_ May 12, 2006
When a male finds no pleasure in any sexual activity a female performs on him because he has perfected his own way to climax earlier in his life.
Guy #1: So I was drilling this girl for about 45 minutes and I found no satisfaction at all.
Guy #2: Sounds like you can't leave the hand man...
Guy #1: :'(
Guy #2: Sounds like you can't leave the hand man...
Guy #1: :'(
by Judge Ex June 12, 2009
A phrase used by an overbearing, nonathletic parent to brag about the sporting prowess of his/her son or daughter in a particular sport. In most cases, the child is more coordinated than his/her parent ever dreamed of being.
"I clocked him at 35 mph and he is only six, You can't teach that!"
"You should see the look in his eye when he is on the mound, You can't teach that!"
"I know he is only 6 but MY GOD he plays with 8 year olds, You can't teach that!"
"You should see the look in his eye when he is on the mound, You can't teach that!"
"I know he is only 6 but MY GOD he plays with 8 year olds, You can't teach that!"
by milds June 30, 2009
This phrase came from social media like Instagram, usually when a post is funny or strange. Now it has evolved into another "typical white girl word" like "starbucks" or "chipotle" .
Did you see Kayla's twerking video on instagram? Yeah, I can't even!
Girl, the new kid is fiiine! I know right, I can't even.
Girl, the new kid is fiiine! I know right, I can't even.
by the pretty one June 20, 2014
When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.
by TheOriginalGabster July 03, 2014
by pseudonymcover November 08, 2013
When a drinking buddy starts turning down rounds cause they don't want to get any more hammered.The phrase is also used for those who have already passed out.
by take5burn1 February 06, 2010