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Bumper Sticking

The act of placing bumper stickers on people's cars that do not want them there. Often done with very innapropriate or embarassing bumper stickers to prank friends.
John is gonna be so pissed when he finally sees that he's been driving around with that gay rights rainbow bumper sticker we put on his truck after a successful night of bumper sticking the whole parking lot.
by tmoney234 March 25, 2011
mugGet the Bumper Stickingmug.

Bumper Lip

by anonymous August 9, 2022
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Bumper Sticker

A person gives a hickey on the other persons ass
ya this guy gave me a "bumper sticker" at James last night
by madjunkie March 16, 2017
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Shitty bumper

When u pull out of her arse and u got shit particles on ur dick
Pulled out her backdoor m8 and she'd only given me a shitty bumper
by Staffoffs74 December 26, 2016
mugGet the Shitty bumpermug.

Bumper Cupcake

Step 1) piss on the bumper
Step 2) unwrap a nice fresh yummy cupcake
Step 3) put the cupcake on the bumper
Someone left a bumper cupcake on Scott's car again.
by Main Shear November 6, 2019
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bumper bummer

The unfortunate occasion in which you are left with the sticker of a losing candidate on the bumper of your car post-election, but are too depressed to remove it
Mike: Don't you think it's time to remove the McCain/Palin sticker, buddy? People are honking at you.
Tom: Can't do it, man. I'm feeling serious bumper bummer.
by kobi16701 December 9, 2008
mugGet the bumper bummermug.

Bumper cars

When to guys bump there dicks together until one busts
I didn’t know Nathan was gay until I saw him playing bumper cars with me dad
by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020
mugGet the Bumper carsmug.

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