Britney Spears

Kevin Federline's meal ticket

Random hanger on: Hey Kevin, you think Britney Spears will let you go to the beach so we can check out some ladies?

K-Fed: Yea, don't worry, I gots my lady wrapped all around the K-Fizzle, but lemme cop some change from Meal Ticket first so I can gas up the wigger-mobile.

by Prodigious Thought June 30, 2006

Britney Spears

A shaven bald haircut; named after the pop musician Britney Spears who shaved her head bald.

I am so sick of my haircut that sometimes I just want to do a Britney Spears on it.

by ecdysis February 20, 2007

Britney spears

The Politicaly Correct term for "White Trash"

barefoot in a bathroom

by Pressing 50 22 times July 28, 2005

Britney Spears

1. A contemptuous vamp, untalented pop queen from Louisiana whose lust-inspired musical style appeals mainly to preening 14-year-old girls.

2. A whorish, blonde kewpie doll who claims her virginity but has photos of her having sex with various men all over the internet.

3. A vain, lying trollop willing to spread her legs for the highest bidder, such as voicing her support for the Iraq WMD search in an interview.

4. A ludicrous, would-be actress whose appearance in cinema fails to reveal even the slightest hint of personal embarrassment (see Madonna).

The choice is yours, honey. You can behave like a cultured young lady, or act like Britney Spears.

by Britney-Haters Anonymous February 23, 2005

Britney Spears

An ignorat no talent slut with big plastic titties.

That girl is such a Britney Spears.

by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

Britney Spears

The slut who lost her virginity to Justin Timberlake, kissed Madonna AND Colin Farrell (grr...) and makes a bunch of crappy songs that they play over and over on the radio.

"Why, hello Britney! What was it like french-kissing Madonna? What? You french-kissed Colin Farrell, too? You dirty bitch!"

by Colin Farrell's Lover February 16, 2004

Britney Spears

She's a plastic barbie that has no talent and no morals. In fact, I almost feel a little sorry for her. Wait, no I don't.

She was put together at birth by MATEL.

by Elisabeth Sherman November 24, 2004