Orleans bride

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin

i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride

by Sexydimma March 14, 2021

My Dying Bride

A fantastic doom metal band to get stoned to along with Black Sabbath, Electric Wizard, Type O Negative and Witchfinder General

My Dying Bride is peak

by UltimateDoge February 17, 2025

Smearing of the bride

An Ancient Greek tradition involving smearing a newlywed woman with honey, particularly in the bosom region

“That was a great wedding. I can’t wait for the smearing of the bride. Giddy up!”

by Juan1000 April 28, 2021

Child Bride

A bride that is a child

The child bride was shipped off to the middle east

by 459395 April 23, 2023

blackmail bride

A woman who tries to blackmail their love interest and/or their significant other to terminate the relationship, in the hopes of securing their love interest for themselves.

Laura is desperate and trying to blackmail bride herself by recording our conversation and using sensitive information against you.

by LM3isAHuge May 3, 2017

Mail order bride

Abroad that was ordered from another country

I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.

by 459395 March 28, 2023

Bride

A female on your wedding day

The bride Walks down the hall

by 459395 March 28, 2023