seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracket

An extremely annoying person who doesn't care.

He is a seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracket

by the seven gauger April 22, 2020

Balky

fuckin sweet character from "Perfect Strangers"

chicks dig him because his name is Balky

by tom johnson October 12, 2005

balki cock

in general we consider this to be a frat boys penis

Dude, I went to the frat last night, and there was mad balki cock around trying to get all up in my grill.

by shubalkicocklover January 29, 2005

bracket cancer

What you get when teams that you projected to go far in the NCAA tournament lose early on.

I got a bad case of bracket cancer after Vermont knocked off Syracuse.

by Hakim March 18, 2005

balkan dad

Doing something regardless of your little to zero knowledge on the subject, refusing any kind of help or advice especially from women and younger people in order to appear smarter and more capable. Often the incompetence of the person performing the balkan dad action is exposed but any kind of feedback is discarded in an attempt to protect their fragile ego.

-Are you sure you know how to fix my chair? I can ask my friend to do it... I don't want you to balkan dad it again.

by kalivisuals March 29, 2021

Balkis

She is loving and has a kindness of queen.. Balkis has mad bunda and really trustworthy.. don't be a sj and ask for gas money from her because you will cross her wrong path.. She got a banging body

Balkis has BUNDA!!!

by 7twgsg2vbd August 26, 2021

sod bracket

a person who likes to enjoy the browner things in life and generally see's themselves as a hit with the ladies. often wishes they were good looking but have as much intelligence as president bush in a coma.

"Mr Cleveringham, your a complete Sod Bracket"

by I love little boys April 22, 2004