wet brain

1)Cretinous behavour resulting from chronic alcohol abuse.
2)One who displays such behavour.
3)Parso snig-blok zeep hee-hee no no no....

Oscar:Who's the cadavar in diapers over there, drooling and farting while he plays with himself?
Felix:Dear old Dad--a complete wet brain now, after 40 years of boozing....

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 8, 2006

Giving brain

When a penis is shoved so far down your throat , it gives you a headache .

I was giving brain to Zae last night. My head is still throbbing !

by BootyCheekSwole93 September 27, 2019

Brain Sneeze

When your brain needs to sneeze, but it can't because it's a brain, so it just hurts.

This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze.

by Rusty_Shackelford November 17, 2012

evil brain

the act of squeezing ones testicles to accentuate the seam and to allow the sesame seed-like follicles to appear near bursting

When Grandpa gets drunk, he claims the evil brain helps him win at Scrabble.

by grokdeezballz July 13, 2009

Peanut brain

A phrase in which CS:GO professional players yell at a player who does something stupid or whiffs every shot.

Did you see what tarik did? He is such a peanut brain

by XEQUIT10 June 1, 2018

Flat Brained

Flat Brained (Flatius Branium) is a common condition where the victim goes into a nearly catatonic state and shows no signs of brain activity, unable to achieve basic cognitive thought and anything above basic involuntary muscle work. Victims tend to constantly say and do utter nonsense and continue to do such until their vital organs eventually shut down.

Someone take the sandpaper away from Johnny, he's going to go flat brained again.

by GoldJohnnyBoi March 20, 2020

brain dart

a joint, marijuana cigarette, a grass stick, blunt.

pass that brain dart my way. you wanna roll a brain dart, or hit that 3 footer?

by backyardchaos September 15, 2009