Border Patrol

aka "Signing the NAFTA,"

It is the act of two American roommates having simultaneous sex in two beds on opposite ends of the same bedroom--one with a Mexican and the other with a Canadian.

Snakes and I met these two girls at the bar and ended up running border patrol last night.

by B40s May 16, 2011

Borderlands

Funnest Game of all time. Good for when you want to chill with friends and Pop some heads and steal your friends' loot

Guy 1:We are playing Borderlands, not MW2... STOP CAMPING

Guy 2: Dude, My turret is gonna get me a good killstreak though

by Borderlandswin March 20, 2010

bordom

a wrong way to spell boredom, written because i was bored

most likely to get to this definition your were bored and pressing random button in UD and 50 lionel migrations and 20 drug references later you found bordom

by rawrycots January 24, 2009

Bored as shit

Studying managerial economics

University Student 1: Hey, you want to go and get bored as shit later tonight?

University Student 2: No thanks, I'd rather stick my head in the microwave while listening to the Dave Matthews Band

by Kabob King September 12, 2013

bored asf

when youre so bored, as f u c k.

you:UGh theres nothing to do, im bored asf

by someweirdofromamino February 13, 2019

Border Batter

The condition whereby one experiences massive gastrointestinal explosions of gas and liqui-shit after consuming too much food from Taco Bell.

John made a run for the border with a late night Taco Bell visit. He paid the price the next day when the 4 bean burritos he ate came back out as Border Batter.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2009

Bored Out Of My Tree

A way to state how severely bored you are.

--What are you up to?

--Oh nothing much just bored out of my tree. Wanna do something?

by ohnow September 16, 2010