Boobs

Things that guys love and cant resist

Oh baby can i touch your Boobs?!

by Anonymous February 7, 2003

Boobs

Handles during sex when it is Girl-on-Top
Must be held so she does not ride you too hard and fall off the bed.
Fun things to suck on or tease with your mouth in general
Natural pillows on a woman's chest
Lots of fun if you can get some

I couldn't find my pillow so I used _____'s boobs instead, much more comfortable

Good thing I held on to _____'s boobs. She nearly fell of the bed last night.

by PhycoCookie October 16, 2011

Boobs

Is something guys look at when talking to a girl.

Girl: ...and we went to the mall, blah blah blah blah..

Guy: *drools* (Look at those big boobs.)

Girl: ...Hey! Hey! Are you even listening?

by I'll Invade Uranus April 23, 2009

Boobs

Weapons of mass turbation.

Daddy would love to play with you, honey, but he's busy mass turbating to this chick's epic boobs. He can't help himself.

by murdur1 December 17, 2008

Boob

The universal answer to all questions.

"Daddy why did mommy leave us?"

"BOOB SON. JUST BOOB."

by Ryntai April 21, 2006

boob

boobs: two soft areas of a women's body on her upper chest, around the center of which are nipples; are often played with, sucked (both by babies and others).

The man sucked her boobs as he fucked her.

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Boob

Two large jiggly balls of flesh, that get in your way and like to attack people.

OR

A very stupid person, can be used as an insult.

-instert screaming person here, being attacked by breasts-

OR

"You bbob-headed-monkey failing your math test!!"

by Martazz April 3, 2004