Boner

An erected penis, so large it will poke you in the eye, come back out and fly up your girlfriends arse.

Man, I've got such a boner, that XXX movie was fantastic

by VitaminX May 13, 2006

boner

1. an erection (the state of the penis sticking out and becoming hard). A boner can be caused by blood streaming in the penis.
2. a careless mistake

I was embarrassed when I had a boner during my interview,

by KyleTheChoux May 16, 2015

Boner

A term used to express when you are really excited about something or when something really great happens. Note: better if used by females.

Antonyms: (used for sucky situations) flacid, limp, chode

"We're going to Tampa for Spring Break."
"That's such a boner."

"Sushi for dinner?"
"I have a boner."

"Meet me on the quad it's so nice out."
"10,000 boners."

"Want to go to NY this weekend?"
"BONER!"

Can also be inferred by the statement, "I just popped one."
or spelled "BONAH"

by Loonifer Bunny October 20, 2009

boner

to get a big, hard dick

I got a boner when I kissed her

by I Am Osum July 03, 2015

Boner

The active participation of a sexual feeling

I have too boner.

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018

boner

A DICK FULL OF EXCITE

Person 1: "There's going to be a surprise but I'm going to not tell you until it's too late!"
Person 2: "Dick."
Person 1: "A dick full of excitement!"

Person 2: "So you're a boner?"

OR

Person 1: "What's a boner?"
Person 2: "A dick full of excite."

by Alycia2000 November 03, 2016

boner!

Another way to say wow or awesome. Best used in a crowd of senior citizens or during class. Be careful not to look down as you say it as to not send the wrong message.

Dude1: Man I just aced my Chemistry exam!
Dude2: Boner!

by WhoaTimesTwo April 12, 2004