The Great Blumpkin

As was foretold by Linus in It's the Great Blumpkin Charlie Brown! It is the king of all blumpkins and can only be had on Halloween night. According to Norse folklore, it is the best blowjob that you can possibly get while sitting on a toilet and taking a shit.

Rick: Yo, Sal, it was halloween last night, did the Great Blumpkin show up?
Sal: Yeah, i had like three calzones and then I wanted to take a shit but she wanted to get kinky. Let's just say The Great Blumpkin arrived on schedule
Rick: Sick
Sal: Ya, totally fuckin sick

by Ichiro Tomlinson May 05, 2010

country blumpkin

a country blumpkin is a variation of the blumpkin, where the recipient of the head giving is sitting in an outhouse instead of a toilet (and the person performing the fellatio is usually a sister or a cousin).

Cletus: "Ellie May, come out to th' shitter 'n give me a country blumpkin!"

Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"

by GoldTeefs September 09, 2006

blumpkin on the spot

This is a variation to the more common term blumpkin. The major difference is that this act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit takes places inside a port-a-potty.

I got a blumpkin on the spot from that chick at the Tom Petty concert

by Demoneque August 08, 2006

Backdoor blumpkin

Cumming in a woman's ass and making another woman eat the cum out of her ass

I just had a threesome and i gave the ugly bitch a backdoor blumpkin

by akblumpkin May 08, 2010

blumpkin race

A guy gets his dick sucked while taking a shit. Its a race against the cock to see if he can shit before he cums!

Im bored, you down for a blumpkin race?

by WX_esco February 18, 2014

Oriental Blumpkin

This is the act of giving/receiving a blumpkin, from a girl or a boy, while the giver is blowing the receiver the giver must vomit all over the receivers cock and lap, induced by choking on the receivers cock. Typically after an Oriental Blumpkin commences the fellating party puts their hand in front of their mouth and makes a racially stereo-typical Asian laugh.

Yo Johnny caught an Oriental Blumpkin from that swamp donkey last night... she puked all over him.

by Roberto TM October 30, 2007

Porta Blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking a shit on the toilet inside a Porta-Potty. Very similar to the plain BLUMPKIN. Just watch out for the blue water.

Why don't you come inside this porta potty and give me a Porta Blumpkin.

by Dominick AKA Snuffy September 02, 2007