Prairie Blumkin

The act of receiving oral satisfaction, in a
sexual manner, from a friend whilst on
the toilet and you throw an egg onto his
face

Man, Terry was giving me a mean prairie blumkin yesterday and I ended up going
through a dozen eggs!

by The_One_Who_Garnishes October 24, 2024

queff blunkin

After your man finishes in your vagina. You sit on his face and share that wet queef right back all over his lips into his mouth.

I squeezed my wet queff blunkin and dropped it straight onto his face in his mouth.

by Kinky Nikki April 6, 2024

Pumpkin Blumkin

The act of using a pumpkin as a flesh light while on the shitter

"my girlfriend had to leave to munt, So i had to hit a Pumpkin Blumkin."

by beau4621 April 24, 2025

Aura Bluffing

Acting like you don’t care about anything and staying “unbothered” to protect your aura, while you’re actually thinking about it way too much and it affects you more than you admit.

Posts like he doesn’t care, then watches who viewed his story instantly. That’s aura bluffing.

Acts like he doesn’t care about her, but his mood depends on her replies. That’s aura bluffing.

by Mr Gurpman March 18, 2026

Bloody Blumkin Mary

Eating out a female while onst her period and taking a shit!

Hey mom, I finally got a Bloody Blumkin Mary on my lunch break today.

by FluidMotionFlow July 11, 2025

B.A. Blumkin

Similar to Blumkin except performed with a member of British Airways staff whilst airbourne... ie. the classy version.

Giles finally obtained his B.A. Blumkin wings on his way to Thailand...

by FaceLikeAPlasterersRadio July 24, 2009