blob

verb
1. to inject silicone, saline, or air into one's penis.

2. to create collages and nonspecific art pieces involving pictures of silicone, saline, or air injected penises.

noun
1. the male genitalia itself post silicone, saline, or air injection.

verb
1. "I'm going to blob myself tonight after dinner up in my room."
2. "I blobbed on my computer last night 'til the sun came up."

noun
1. "Did you see the size of that guy's blob?"

by H_steele March 6, 2010

blobra

An individual who gives a horrible blowjob, usually including the hunting habits of a cobra.

Dude she was a total blobra, first she approached my penis at 100 mph, then she bit it.

by remolino March 18, 2011

blobal

"blobal" is the short name of the "global blowball project"; a social project motivating people to make wishes for a better world. The project uses a blowball graffiti to spread its message. This graffiti was the first viral graffiti worldwide.

I wish everybody would support the blobal project!

by adulterrible June 21, 2015

jobio blobio

used to describe anything when you can't be bothered to use the proper word(s)

"Pass me the jobio blobio" - meaning pass me the remote control

by Dav_e January 11, 2008

Sloppy Blobber

A wet, saliva covered blow job.

Dude, that chick gives the best sloppy blobbers ever! I'm surprised she isn't dehydrated afterward.

by TimInBoise March 30, 2010

Amorphous Blob Relationship

To be in a relationship that is incapable of having a title and/or label

Person1: Are Charles and Liz a couple.....
Person2: No their in a Amorphous Blob Relationship.
Person1: That makes sense

by Hade5079 April 22, 2011

Blob

A person with no job; no motivation; possible chronic masterbation problems; who finds basic activities a challenge with no medical reasoning behind it.

You coming out mate? errrrrr nah, im busy = Blob

by Wolly_Jones May 25, 2011