Muppet Bloat

A condition resulting from an extended period of behavioral ignorance that was supported and influenced by something other than what they thought at the time and not due to anything they actually did. Muppetry.

Lotta of these millenials have seriously overvalued their professional abilities post-pandemic. They think they can still work an hour a day from home and eat avocadoes and sip $11 mochas. This is all just a result of massive Fed liquidity. They’ve all got Muppet Bloat.

by CaptainHermosa October 28, 2022

Rockin' The Bloat

The act of eating way too much at dinner and yet still going out in public, all the while feeling pudgy, swollen, bloated and/or fat.

We ate a huge dinner at that Italian place. We could barely move we were so stuffed. But it was her birthday so we all agreed we'd just go rockin' the bloat.

by brooklynbri May 1, 2010

blogaholic

n.

1) someone whose life subsists for their online blog and their "fan club, " namely other blogaholics. get out in the REAL WORLD, you fuckwit.

2) also known as a "blahgaholic."

Hot_Pussy69 (IM): Hey. Have you seen Raphael (PinkCaper32) lately?

Rubber_Maid (IM): No. But I read and responded to his blog yesterday, so I know he's alive and kickin' it.

Hot_Pussy69 (IM): You two are a couple of ghetto blogaholics. Get out, you git!

Hot_Pussy69 (IM): signed off...

by jane_plume November 13, 2004

bloagie

Indulging in a hoagie while receiving oral sex.

After I left the bar with that slut, I had the best bloagie ever outside Wawa.

by Papa Derf November 19, 2007

blogalization

The Internet trend from the beginning of the 21st century of making a blog out of everything. You have sport blogs, car blogs, news blogs, love blogs, photo blogs, cuss word blogs, pr0n blogs, leeching blogs, whatever blogs.

Dave: Crikey, mate! U write 8 blogs daily?!
Stefan: U betcha! I bad-ass belong in da blogalization!

by Rui Catarino March 11, 2008

blobra

An individual who gives a horrible blowjob, usually including the hunting habits of a cobra.

Dude she was a total blobra, first she approached my penis at 100 mph, then she bit it.

by remolino March 18, 2011

blobal

"blobal" is the short name of the "global blowball project"; a social project motivating people to make wishes for a better world. The project uses a blowball graffiti to spread its message. This graffiti was the first viral graffiti worldwide.

I wish everybody would support the blobal project!

by adulterrible June 21, 2015