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bloop

The word males fondly use as they...
A. drop a cock in a womans ass
B. drop a nutsack in a womans mouth (see tea bagging)
c. "dirty sanchez" the dumb ass that wont wake up off your couch from the party last night.
A. Oh yea baby, you like that? well howa bout this... BLOOP!
B. oh baby, you give the bombest head! BLOOP!
C. WAKE UP FOOL!!! ...... I said wake the fu*k UP!.... this bitch! allright if this fool dont get up by the time im outta the bathroom....BLOOP!
by JoelC! May 1, 2006
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A super-natural being destined to take over the world, solar system, galaxy, and universe in the near future. Or just a funny little thing to say in your group chats to confuse friends.
Bloop will rule the universe!
Bloop.
by the_meerkat_of_scream October 27, 2020
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When you’re taking a shit in a porta-potty and your poop hits the brand new blue water and it splashes up all over your cooter.
I just took a huge shit and when my log hit the blue water it went BLOOP all over my vag!
by StickyNicky87 July 20, 2018
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.v (verb) - When Republican Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert goes to the movies; vapes, rubs someone's thingy . . and get's kicked out of a theater for blooping . .
Lauren "Bloopy" Boebert likes to "bloop" . .
by Jor3lofKrypton November 4, 2023
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Often associated with hemroids. Is the occurrence of blood in your poop due to straining too hard with a hemroid.
"Bill told me that he strained so hard while shooting a duece that he ended up shooting a bloop".
by ki-elite February 15, 2010
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Bloop Bloop bye

a saying by the best at&t trainers of all time
by The Roxas August 8, 2017
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bloop

bloopity
by Bloopers12345 November 9, 2017
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