Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner

I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package

by Hashimo July 1, 2024

Blended mama

Two women that share a child or children in a blended family dynamic

Yes people would consider her his step mother, but we also have a relationship as mothers. We are blended mamas

by SmittyNik May 3, 2021

House Blend

A mix of all of the miscellaneous fluids and solids left after an orgy.

Carl passed out early and was left to deal with the house blend in the morning.

by Potato Crunch May 20, 2018

blend

to fight

she keep talking shit, she must want to blend.

by toorawwiyanna January 5, 2022

The Blend

Without question the worst radio station in the history of broadcasting. Known for playing shit-pop 24/7 such as Pink, Camilla Cabello, Bruno Mars, Shawn Mendes, and other equally shitty singers, with some one hit wonders from the 80's like Cyndi Lauper and others who suck so hard they don't even deserve to be mentioned. If you're forced to listen to this station at work, you have my honest and heartfelt sympathy. If you listen to this station on your own time, there's something seriously wrong with you and the world at large needs less of your kind.

"Oh my God, not "Senorita" again!!! The Blend played this four times already yesterday!!!! Noooooo!!!!! Don't do this to us Sirius XM!!!!!!!"

by Space Wrangler June 30, 2021

Blended

When 4 men go to fucking town on you and churn your insides like butter.

"Hey Joey! Remember that Femboy we Blended last night?"

by GettingBlended May 27, 2022

Blend

A Europen decenting name. Blends are generally comforting, accepting, but tend to be to hostile when shown disloyalty.

don't double cross a blend

by ParadoxVi January 20, 2018