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Sportscenter Blackout

When you avoid Sportscenter for a few days following a game, trade or other sporting event that upsets you or went directly against a team you root for.
Me: Melo's goin' to the Knicks!!!
Pete: Dude, I'm a Nuggets fan. I hate you and I'm going on Sportscenter Blackout for a few days now.
by shmek March 8, 2011
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Blackburn

The act of having a massive stool movement over a long period of time. Generally the movement would last half an hour at a minimum and the bowl evacuee would loose anywhere between 2-4kg in weight.
* I'm gonna go do a Blackburn, see you in an hour.

* Holy Miley Cyrus! I just did a Blackburn and I think I need stitches.
by WITYC February 18, 2010
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Blackburn

Hey man I was so drunk last night, all i could do was blackburn Shaniqua and pass out.
by Pimphand strong September 30, 2013
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Blackout Friday

The one day of the week that is specifically planned for drinking and smoking yourself into a state in which you're no longer in control of any of your bodily functions. Blackout Friday usually involves pushing yourself past your limits, and sometimes includes starting fights. Upon waking up you have no recollection of the night before, and you have no grasp of reality.
"fucking fight me faggot" "looks like matts doin it real big on his blackout friday"

"what happened last night?" "I don't know but atleast I survived another blackout friday."

"nicky boy didn't drink enough, I'm out" "guess he wants a real blackout friday"

"zac just threw up everywhere. He even threw up on the kid from Germany" "some people just can't handle blackout friday"

"Dude you woke up in a towel with throwup all over you. what a blackout friday."
by party asshole for life February 4, 2010
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Blackout

When you use two large black penises to cover both of of your eyes.
When I awoke, it was darker than I had expected, I thought I went blind but it was just a blackout.
by Queef Beltyourweenie January 14, 2012
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Blackburn Rovers

A decent team with a terrible manager and awful owners.
they always beat burnley so really you cant say much you BURNLEY SCUM! also when was the last time you burnley scumbags won a match?
by dzap787 November 22, 2011
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Power Blackout

This is the term referring to when someone's sole objective is to get blacked out as soon as possible, preferably within an hour.
Being "blacked out" is of course referencing the act of drinking so much one experiences amnesia and forgets all the dumb shit they do following the black out.
A much more aggressive take on the traditional power hour.
"Man, i just got fired from work, you down to power black out?"

"Did that guy just take 8 shots of tequila in a row?
Ya, he's attempting to power blackout before his ex-girlfriend gets here"
by KangaRooMar April 28, 2013
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