Dutch Bicycle

A women who is prudent sexually. The opposite of "she's the town bicycle, everyone gets a ride".

That girl's a Dutch Bicycle, you can't ride it very far.

by Judge Octopus July 10, 2009

bicycle panic

a driver who is scared to get any closer to a bicyclist than about 10 feet

that white car is in a bicycle panic

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

Dutch Bicycle

A sex position that involves a prone male partner who penetrates a (semi-)seated male or female partner facing 90° to his left or right. A more complicated variation known as a "Dutch Bicycle with Handlebars" involves an additional two partners facing the seated partner from the left and right, who the seated individual stimulates manually.

On the streets of Amsterdam couples regularly share bicycles, with one person riding "side-saddle" on a rear cargo rack. It is this common habit that gives name to the aforementioned copulatory posture.

To this author's knowledge the etymology of this bit of vernacular has no connection to the sex industry for which the Netherlands are renowned. However, contrary evidence--please include citations--is much appreciated!

"Did Michelle tell you she quit spinning class? She said she could never go back to a stationary after riding a Dutch bicycle."

by culture d. sade August 27, 2009

Dick bicycle

When you sit on a girl's chest/neck and pedal her ears, while yo dick sits on her face

She pissed me off, got me rock hard and fell asleep. So I woke her up with a good ol fashioned dick bicycle

by Oliver Queen's protege September 04, 2016

Monkey on a bicycle

An inconspicuous phrase that gets one out of dangerous situations.

Avalon: (walking down a dark ally, probly on some sort of pill, and most likley (scratch that definitely LIKLEY) stumbling to her car. She see's a guy in the corner (most likley a black guy..this is la) He starts to brisk walk towerd her.

Avalon: (Starts to shout, then begins to scream and cry...probably very dramitcally)DEAR GOD, MONKEY ON A BICYCLE!!! MONKEY ON A BICYCLE...MONKEY ON A FUCKING BICYCLE.

Ally guy(probably black):Um, Mam?. You dropped your wallet.

Avalon:KICK TO THE SHINS!!! Begins to wabble away.

by Trisha Kay October 11, 2007

Public Bicycle

Bicycle(s) used freely by the urban community for transportation purposes. A bicycle not owned by any particular person, but shared by community members. Formerly a suburban bicycle.

Tyron pedaled the public bike to the fresh mart to purchase a pack of newports. Jackson decided to take the public bike to the payphone. Jackson left the bike at the barber shop for the next lucky rider.

by Aaron f March 15, 2005

school bicycle

Collen Zephyr of Fleur Academy. Basically the playboy of the school.

"Did you see Masa with Collen last night?"

"Ugh! Collen's just the school bicycle."

"I know! I saw him the other day with Adin..."

"And Jude... AND Ettie... And come to think of it..."

by Candiiiiiii October 08, 2009