polar bear head

A blow job involving cold hands and lots of teeth.

I was looking forward to some nice love making, but my wife decided she would give me a blow job instead. Her hands were freezing and she used her teeth too much, it turned to be a polar bear head.

by kuato_dies February 22, 2014

polar bear beatdown

When one masturbates in a shower on a nice comfortable temperature, and then right before climax the water control is set to the Antarctica type shit. Resulting in a rare event called a polar bear beatdown.

I was bored last night so I executed a polar bear beatdown in my parents shower.

by k dizzle 131 August 23, 2016

polar bear

White on the outside, black on the inside.

-white guy drives past blasting reggae-

"Man that guy's such a polar bear..."

by Stunt Codpiece April 14, 2014

Polar bear challenge

An act in which the participant stirs a stiff cold drink with their dick for their fuck buddy while maintaining a erection until their fuck buddy finishes the drink

you hear Jimmy tried the polar bear challenge? Well he's no longer seeing Ashley now.

by HumanSeeHumando May 26, 2022

Non-Polar Bear

A two-headed polar bear, like a Pushmi-Pullyu, as seen in the CrashCourse Chemistry episode, Polar and Non-Polar Molecules.

Me: What is that two-headed polar bear? It looks cursed!
My chemistry teacher: It honestly reminds me of the Pushmi-Pullyu from Dr. Dolittle.

Me: Guess I should call it a non-polar bear.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 March 2, 2023

polar bear head

Blowjob with cold hands, and a lot of teeth.

"Dude, I'm never getting with that chick again. She gave some serious polar bear head.

by TheGruff February 26, 2014

Polar Bear

Anyone who operates on the extreme end of any spectrum.

I.e. far right or far left political views, feelings without logic, or vice-versa.

I’m surrounded by Polar Bears; we can’t even have a conversation about what’s really happening.

by Ferdie Birdie January 11, 2023