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Bears

It’s over” “it’s game” “it’s late” to describe a situation where something could possibly go wrong and or has gone wrong.

Past tense beared
bro it’s bears she found out I cheated

I didn’t study for my test it’s bears I’m gonna fail

Bro last night I neared and cheated
by Santana yessir February 3, 2021
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Sugar Bear

A Sugar Bear is a short, pudgy female who is obsessed with things like Cocaine, MDMA, Ketamine, and other mind altering powdery substances. Normally found at festivals and renaissance events, this person will use whatever means necessary to either obtain the powder they want, whether that is by kind means or deceptive means depends on the Sugar Bear's mood that day. Sugar Bears are excellent at hiding their addiction and are usually identified by their bubbly personalities and surprisingly low intelligence. They usually claim they do not do these sorts of things as well to add to their facade.
"Hey that redheaded girl I met today at the faire was really sweet, we are going out later this week!"
"Dude that's a Sugar Bear, you are probably going to find yourself buying her something or she's just going to slip it out of your wallet, she screwed over Erik last week on one of their 'dates' and now his credit card is missing!"
by B00mb0xxx June 3, 2023
mugGet the Sugar Bearmug.

Bear chin

Did you see her camel toe? Did you see his moose knuckle? No, but I did see its bear chin.
by Shims October 26, 2022
mugGet the Bear chinmug.

Bears day

Two young men drinking 40's in a hidden place performing sexual favors on each other.
Hey man, wanna grab some brew and go to the creek? You know and have a "bears day"?
by Blind Tony April 29, 2011
mugGet the Bears daymug.

benno bear

A large, hairy man with a love for spooning. Which ironically for the person being spooned, is considered proverbial purgatory.
My benno bear spooned me into a coma last night
by The Danny O November 9, 2017
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Bear douche

Like a regular douche, but with an unearned sense of toughness.
Keep poking that bear douche. One day you will be face to face with that bear and nothing will save you.
by Sgt Hack November 11, 2021
mugGet the Bear douchemug.

Sea Bear

A vicious creature that lives in the ocean and attacks campers. Here are some rules to follow to prevent attracting these beasts:
1. Don't play the clarinet poorly.
2. Don't wave an active flashlight back and forth. (Flashlights are considered natural prey.)
3. Don't stomp around; they take it as a challenge.
4. Don't eat cheese. (Cubed. Sliced is just fine.)
5. Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion.
6. Or clown shoes.
7. Or a hoop skirt.
8. NEVER, EVER, EVER, SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE.
9. In the event of an attack, do not run. They are agitated by it and will seize the opportunity to attack again.
10. Do not limp, either. They hate that even more than running.
In the event you detect a nearby sea bear, or otherwise feel unsure you are located in sea bear territory, draw a perfect circle in the sand, sit in the middle, and wait for the danger to pass. An oval is not sufficient.
Whether or not the sea bear exists is up for debate, as only one person is known to have survived a sea bear attack. (Witnesses claim he was incompetent enough to try all known ways to attract a sea bear.)
by Intelligence001 February 6, 2017
mugGet the Sea Bearmug.

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