by Skinnypenisland February 14, 2017
A Sugar Bear is a short, pudgy female who is obsessed with things like Cocaine, MDMA, Ketamine, and other mind altering powdery substances. Normally found at festivals and renaissance events, this person will use whatever means necessary to either obtain the powder they want, whether that is by kind means or deceptive means depends on the Sugar Bear's mood that day. Sugar Bears are excellent at hiding their addiction and are usually identified by their bubbly personalities and surprisingly low intelligence. They usually claim they do not do these sorts of things as well to add to their facade.
"Hey that redheaded girl I met today at the faire was really sweet, we are going out later this week!"
"Dude that's a Sugar Bear, you are probably going to find yourself buying her something or she's just going to slip it out of your wallet, she screwed over Erik last week on one of their 'dates' and now his credit card is missing!"
"Dude that's a Sugar Bear, you are probably going to find yourself buying her something or she's just going to slip it out of your wallet, she screwed over Erik last week on one of their 'dates' and now his credit card is missing!"
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by Blind Tony April 10, 2011
A large, hairy man with a love for spooning. Which ironically for the person being spooned, is considered proverbial purgatory.
by The Danny O November 10, 2017
by Evilkittenlover101 August 4, 2010
Keep poking that bear douche. One day you will be face to face with that bear and nothing will save you.
by Sgt Hack November 12, 2021