look at that bacon over there camping in the dark corner waiting for speeders, he's just as bad as those fags on COD:MW2
by wild man 0023 August 02, 2010
The best thing in the world... besides electricity :3
It can make anything taste good. Even broccoli.
It can make anything taste good. Even broccoli.
by xRavenx January 07, 2014
the closet thing to dying and going to sweet, meaty and juicy heaven. Also very close to happiness of any way, shape and form.
America: You can't buy happiness with money, but bacon is pretty fucking close.
Israel: That's a goddamn lie!
Israel: That's a goddamn lie!
by hoogablagoo1234567890 July 16, 2013
by Abigroundaapplause February 20, 2016
Oh sweet bacon that comes from above,
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.
I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.
I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.
I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.
I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.
by HJIL December 04, 2017
Proof that Satan exists, as nothing so cute as a piglet deserves to be made into something so delicious.
by G-Stripe February 14, 2016
by Peter Christian November 17, 2003