Butt Baboon

When someone tries so hard to push out a fart, they drop a turd in their pants.

"Johnny ripped a good one. In doing so, he pushed out a butt baboon."

by Ttlpackage August 22, 2018

Basic Baboon

A person who likes things that are not improved or finished yet.

Nandos is for basic people who have basic taste and a basic lifestyle. Don’t mention me you basic baboons.

by Basicbaboon May 31, 2018

Bloody Baboon

When you shave your dick with a weed wacker and do a really bad job

Aw shit I just got a bloody Baboon

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

baboon ass red

To describe a swollen body part that is red.

Did you see Steve's nose, it was baboon ass red! So swollen from Rick punching him in the nose!

by Bill&bob April 25, 2022

baboon

the most gorgeous girl ever

she is a baboon

by jobricnosn May 3, 2022

Baboon

Someone who is fearless, has good eyesight, and is a little psychotic.

Look at that baboon over there, I wish I could be like that.

by jdbaboon69 May 5, 2022

Baboon

An interesting animal that can also be reffered to with the hard R

I hate baboons

by vlad9812 November 30, 2022