autism steamroller

A sensory device that autistic kids go into

Charl was overwhelmed so he used the autism steamroller

by RhythmicEyes May 12, 2023

Autism Jeans

An informal slang term that Refers to the notion that autistic people, or people on the spectrum in general, are more likely to wear jeans if given the choice. jeans may be substituted with khakis given the circumstance.

Guy 1: hey, I talked to the guy you wanted me to yesterday, are you sure he's autistic? seems fine to me.
Guy 2: I've been around him for a while, trust me. The dude stims a ton, can't take a hint to save himself, and is more than willing to talk your day off about Union Pacific trains if you give him the chance. He's even got the autism jeans to match.

by mr_klikbait September 26, 2023

TikTok autism

Autism faked on the internet for attention. Everyday behavior becomes a series of quirky symptoms. The goal is to feel special or escape responsibility. See also: neurodivergence.

A: Does she actually have autism autism?
B: No, TikTok autism.

by Urbanscholar834 August 3, 2023

autism wautism

fucking retard

Gary Flores: hey doc whats the professional term for when somebody is fucking retarded

Doc: autism wautism

by freddyfatbear August 14, 2023

situational autism

When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.

Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.

by tom.van May 2, 2010

accidental autism

When you mess up so bad it makes you sound autistic

Tim had an accidental autism moment when he told the Chick-fil-A employee he wanted a cheese burger.

by Jrvencill November 23, 2017

Autism

Shay

Autism is Ricky Berwick’s Little Brother

by Big Differ Ket sniffer November 10, 2020