assuager

The God of advice giving.

Assuager, I fucking love you. Have my babies.

by Mr. Anson January 21, 2008

asswagon

a car driven by a Teabagger (i.e. someone that is an avowed supporter of the Tea Party movement).

There goes another asswagon to the Palin "I'm not quite ready to declare" non-Presidential rally

by Swainly July 27, 2011

assbag

A man whom gets a erection while looking at another man's ass. Often, this man will have a embarrassing nickname, along with a embarrassing life.

I saw Jared staring at my ass yesterday while having a boner. What a assbag!

by woeisme5000 June 13, 2006

assrape

Probably the best channel on efnet you will ever go to.

i just got kicked and banned from #assrape on efnet, all i did was call the op a lesbian.

by Gabriel Crowe October 7, 2003

Assbag

A bag of cocaine.

Somebody get the guy an assbag

by gheyfack May 1, 2010

assram

1. macis's cock
2. any tool used to create a flappy ass

mike assrammed jorge until flappy.

by jorge March 12, 2004

ass rag

a rag used to whipe someones ass instead of paper

jimmy didnt like to use toilet paper to whipe his ass so he used a rag

by VVoody September 11, 2003