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Ryan loves armpit porn...
by 1inch Wonder May 14, 2017
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angry amputees

A great punk band from California which sound like the distillers meet the decendents and all that shit in between. Their debut, Slut bomb is out so buy it.
Molly likes her handjobs
and Toby's just a fat slob

They get drunk all day
And fuck their world away
Just like we did

Toby preaches kindness
and Molly's just his mattress

They smoke out all night
To try and to make things right
But that's what she said

That's what she said

Denise don't like needles
When she's face down in the street

But that's the way it goes
When you've sold you're soul
Can't fight your demons

Life's the bottom line
And still you waste your time
But that's what she said

That's what she said
by Idiot Paranoia July 7, 2004
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armpit burg

a word used to describe how fucking boring and gross Pittsburg is. full of faggots that don't like philadelphia because they think it's "ghetto", but really, it's because they're jealous that philadelphia always is stealing their thunder.
person 1: pittsburg is boring as shit
person 2: you mean armpit burg?
person 1: yeah! come on let's go to philadelphia!
by hiphophead293847 November 25, 2009
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armpit of the South

regional expression for South Carolina, reference to the perception among other 'southern states' that South Carolina is prone to embarrassment. Fittingly, though somewhat unrelated to the definition, armpits and South Carolina share the traits of being humid and containing a vital artery of the overall entity (in this analogy, the South).
by JeffreyT November 28, 2006
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armpit crush

A strong urge to orally pleasure someone's armpit.
Dude had a serious armpit crush on her.
by BadRonald January 30, 2016
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armpit camouflage

When you use an axe/old spice deodorant spray instead of showering in the morning.
I had to use some armpit camouflage because I woke up late for work.
by Garak67 May 4, 2016
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Amputologist

Noun. A person that studies and performs amputations.
My stump looks so hot because I have an amazing Amputologist.
by Fockingfunny August 28, 2021
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