stomach abortion

The product of taking too many laxatives.

You: Ugh, last week Leslie gave me candy with peanut butter in it, even though she knows I'm allergic.

Your Friend: Are you serious?!!! What did you do?

You: I left the nastiest little stomach abortion in her kitchen sink while she was on vacation. I bet it totally stinks by now.

by JRoselburger21 January 19, 2009

greek abortion

Accidentally breaking a plate or glass while drunk

He had another Greek abortion

by Blitzzy July 25, 2018

hardcore abortion

When some hardcore girl ends up pregnant, but decides to go out moshing at a local hardcore show instead of falling down the stairs.

-Hey man, I think my girlfriend might be pregnant.
-Dude, just have her go to the hardcore show friday and have a hardcore abortion.

by JaceB79 February 21, 2009

Aborphins

The endorphins released in your brain after an abortion.

I was feelin' a little depressed this week until this morning's trip to the clinic. Now I'm riding an awesome wave of aborphins!

by Bruce from Family Guy October 23, 2010

Facebook Abortion

When someone screws up on facebook so badly that it causes a shit storm of "defriending", "blocking" people, and general mayhem

I found out my ex-girlfriend was a whore and told everyone on facebook which caused a fury of deleting friends, being deleted and vilified on her friend's pages; a total Facebook Abortion

by Banging the Beldam January 13, 2010

abortion

The ending of pregnancy by to removing an embryo or fetus before it can survive outside the uterus. This should be safely done in an abortion clinic, or it can be dangerous. Many people who get pregnant by accident seek out abortions so they don't have to carry a baby.

The condom broke when Felicity and Greg had sex, so now Felicity is looking to have an abortion.

by jellynessa January 14, 2019

coathanger abortion

Inserting a coathanger with the curved hook as far into the vagina as it will go. Pierce the fetal sac with the hook and voila, you have an abortion.

Brie Ann couldn't very well win the Miss Nude Beach Contest showing three months, so Tyrone flattened her stomach with a coathanger abortion.

by Richard Black May 23, 2005