apolozize

A mental exercise that one performs when they’re not sure how to say they are sorry

I voted for Trump. I apolozize.

by Hoss1974 December 5, 2017

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Apologeez

A saying one can say when a sincere apology on your part is met with rebuttal / rejection. It can be used in scorn or sarcasm if the victim is in fact being annoyingly dramatic.

Bo: I'm sorry I jumped the shark. There was a trampoline and I was so pumped by my girlfriend and--
Jack: Yeah, you better be sorry, you ignorant prick! Thanks to you and your stupid waterskis, my Brucey-Wucey won't even be able to eat with planks in his mouth!
Bo: Apologeez… Forget I even tried.

by 拉奇阿尼丹 February 5, 2018

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Ampologize

To show empathy while apologizing to your bae

My ampologies Mali

I had to ampologize to Mali last night

by EndlessPandemonium January 8, 2019

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Apolojizm

The ejaculate spewed from the mouths of anyone who tries to justify inexcusable actions

Ralph Reed: “Republicans have decided that even if one believes he made mistakes after the November election and on Jan. 6, the policies Trump championed and victories he won from judges to regulatory rollback to life to tax cuts were too great to allow the party to leave him on the battlefield.”

Sane American: "Did you read that apolojizm that Ralph Reed shot from his mouth hole?"

by nunuhya January 27, 2021

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apologuyze

To express regret for showing your insensitive foolishly-prideful macho side.

On da "Red Green Show", da dim-minded and arrogantly-masculine Possum Lodge members recite da "Man's Prayer" at da beginning of every lodge meeting in a supposed attempt to apologuyze for their overbearing ways, their impatient disregard for proper/responsible behavior, and their thoughtless indifference towards women and less-hard-nosed males like Harold.

by QuacksO February 19, 2021

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