apache twin

two people (either of the same or oppisite sex) that have gotten herpes from the same person.

After La-Swanda gave me and Tyrone herpes, we realized we were apache twins.

by that other half white guy October 3, 2012

apache smack

When you're having sex with a girl on her period, and you pull out and helicopter your dick and hit her in the face with it, so her period blood gets splattered all over her face, while you yell like an Indian

I totally Apache smacked your mom last night and she loved it!

by Sleepstak February 12, 2014

apache exit

To dive off the highway without a road, typically through a field. Most often used when one misses their exit or used as a shortcut to reach the destination quicker.

“Oh shit, I just missed my exit.”
“Just take the apache exit to 41st street, it’ll be quicker than if you got off at the last exit anyways.”

by Grape Soda Lover November 21, 2018

agatha rex

An awesome play about a girl standing up for what she believes in

Agatha Rex was such a great play! My favorite character was defiantly Don!

by Pringles come in packs of 30 April 7, 2019

Agathusia

Committing suicide for altruistic reasons. A viable solution to overpopulation and global warming. An idea found in "Logan's Run" where everyone committed suicide at the age of 30 to prevent overcrowding and to preserve resources.

"If the U.S. tax incentivized agathusia, the sudden drop in the population could revitalize the economy and lower our carbon footprint."

by yngjzsszn February 7, 2020

apache firestarter

Rubbing ones palms together vigorously with at least four fingers of each hand inserted into your partner's anus or vagina in an effort to stimulate an orgasm.

I finished up but, was having trouble getting that loose hole hot so I hit it with the ol' Apache Firestarter and they came like a first class package. Beat up and late.

by The Cap N' July 21, 2020

Agatha of Gavaldon

The main character in the School for Good and Evil series. She first apperas to be living in a graveyard with her mother and naked cat. What more could one ask for? Recent sources have discovered that plenty people are, and I qoute 'simping for her'.

Person A: Agatha of Gavaldon eats fairies.
Person B: ... I seem to have forgotten my line.

by bluefood February 27, 2021