Period

Periods...it's what us girls have every month. The inside of the uterus tears itself apart and it's excrushiatingly painful. Blood will clot, you will get migraines, you will feel like vomiting, hormones will go crazy...and before I got my period I used to think it was just some stereotype or something to crave chocolate on your period...well, it's no stereotype. It's real. And this lasts for 5-8 days, depending on the person.

*period arrives*

Welp, looks like my uterus is practicing giving birth again.

by Snowy reflections April 18, 2014

Period

When a girl wants to kill herself

"Laura must be on her period. She looks ...:

by Lollipop84 November 28, 2018

period

blood,blood,and more blood but hey at least you have a reason now to get out of pe class you are dying have fun boyfriends.

kill me now PERIOD see what i did there

by @THEREALSZA May 6, 2018

period

A portion of a hockey game. There are three periods of 20 minutes each; if the score is tied at the end of the third period, there will be one or more overtime periods.

After the second period, I went to the washroom.

by RexGibson January 31, 2004

period

blow job week! misleading. it truly is the best week ever for bros

sweet my my girlfriend is blowing me all week

by not wyatt August 17, 2005

period

making a statement

Teacher talking to a student: your failing because you always on your phone looking for someone to hunch on.

someone back of the class:PERIOD!

by mickey440 May 23, 2019

period

A thing that comes out of your vagina once a month if your not pregnant and that is kind of annoying. also, YES YOU CAN SWIM WITH IT AND SHOWER WITH IT CAUSE IT STOPS IN WATER!!!!!! It gives you cramps and it hurts to pull the tampon out if your a beginer.

Aw man... I got my period! Now I gotta clean my underwear with loads and loads of bleach!

by Katherine AW February 1, 2008