Drop an otter.

Taking a shit. Pinc a loaf.

Man, I gotta go drop an otter.

by Horndwg August 23, 2004

pulling an Owen

missing 2 months of consecutive days of school.

Johnny:Hey have you seen mike? Thomas:yeah hes pulling an Owen.

by doinyurmom December 23, 2009

Climb-a-clock-tower-and-pull-an-oozy

Masterbation

Masterbation, to Climb-a-clock-tower-and-pull-an-oozy. I.E. Jizz

by Richierd April 10, 2011

Give an Old Man a Lap Dance

To show kindness to another. To preform an act of charity unexpectedly. Made popular by the Todd N Tyler Radio Empire.

Jim: I was at the supermarket and this midget couldn't get to the Doritos on the top shelf. So got them down for her.

Bob: It always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.

by Reverend Jim Jr April 18, 2008

forcing an owl to jog at noon

when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by num421337 April 2, 2010

pulling an orlovsky

1. In a game of football, running into the back of the endzone when there is no reason to, causing a safety.

2. Running from your problems

1. Dude, don't you know where the line is? Why did you have to pull an orlovsky?

2. That guy is scared of everything, he so is pulling an orlovsky.

by mumbleman January 15, 2009

Pulling an Oscar

When a man and women are involved in intercourse, and he feels he would have more statisfaction by sticking his penis in a cup.

Mikey: "hey man, you hooked up with that girl?"
Oscar: "yea"
Mikey: "how was it"
Oscar: "Should have not wasted the time, stayed home and stuck my penis in a cup"
Mikey: "oh man, you're pulling an oscar"

by hahayouknowit October 30, 2011