Almond karo

A banchot buddu muncher who loves degenerate zyn addiction he also has escaped the matrix by sleeping with a (2\pi/6)^2.3 year old

****** “hey almond karo how are you”
Almond “shut up wigga imma rape yo ass”

by IFurnBags69 February 13, 2025

Poppy Almond

Often mistaken for a Dweeb. None the less, one of the coolest people you know...

That girl "Poppy Almond" is such a dweeb' 'They dont come much cooler though man' 'Yeah your right man, shes way too cool to be called a dweeb... Im so stupid!

by BiggestNerd November 12, 2010

Almond

An almond is a girl named Jillian. A Jillian is very Artistic and Sarcastic girl. Thus means Jillian is an Almond.

Jillian is being herself. She is such an Almond.

by FactsofWebstersFictionary May 27, 2022

California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it

I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom

by Big White Man July 3, 2021

Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, causing their insides to swell and forcing them to have a bowel movement.

Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.

by Almond Jerry March 4, 2024

Almond milf

When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)

Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"

That almond milf was very useful before the exam!

by jumjumbarsapaani December 10, 2021

Almond Milk

sent in separate letters but said out loud normally , this is a code word for someone who blabs to get what they want and is sneakier than a sea snake. They lie and spread shit about people to make them seem better than anyone else.

For example H, you’re such an almond milk compared to all the Ninjas out there. (Ninjas are what Anne-Marie calls her fans)

by SnakeyNinjas666 May 17, 2018