I miss my Alfie K D.Everyone needs a Alfie in their lives- when you meet him he's alr...get to know him he's unreplaceable. He'll break your heart and it's the worst heartbreak ever even if you've never dated. Copycat D always is like that. Alfie K D is funny, strong (really never tell him tho) and I miss him..love you old Alfie. Wish you were the same. Alfie K D has a good memory.
by Scarlett...dazedforhim<3 May 31, 2023

The uks top shagger . If there’s birds in your area then he’s been there , he is thought to be then biggest unit the country has to offer and was once in a fist fight where he knocked out half of blackpools population and killed all residents in Luton just for fun
by The beast 174 April 17, 2022

Alfie is so amazing
by BIG WILLY PERSON January 8, 2021

Fuck me alfie
by Young boys November 23, 2021

One who loves to have sex with Lisa Howard every single night. He spunks all over his bangers while Brandon plays xbox.
by Dhhdisisbwbegwywyshshshs July 15, 2020

Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.
Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment
Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment
by anonymous November 23, 2021
