Alan 

Is a Male who likes to have sex with older women. They are tend to be embarrassed and very emotional when someone disagrees with his ideas. He is the type of guy who would have a threesome. But on the outside he is very hot and sexy which is why he is very attractive. He is a very funny and intelligent man who likes to go on adventures. If you know an Alan then you are very lucky. Do not let him go.

Your being such an Alan today Andrew.

Alan by Hardman George July 15, 2020

Alan 

Is super gay and enjoys necrophilia and beastiality is a very very dangerous and bad person who prays on little children (mostly boys in their sleep and also will get their pets and rape them as well.

“Yeah yesterday i think i saw an Alan my god i was scared shitless!”

Alan by Nugba July 18, 2020

Alan 

big baller

he a big baller like Alan

Alan by lavar "bbb" ball September 29, 2020

Alan 

A nice, funny, sarcastic, charming man who cares for the one he loves most. You might never hear “I love you” come out of his mouth but you see that he does when you look him in the eyes. His smile is amazing and can make your heart melt. He is above average down low but not to big, he is the man you want. His heart is big but can be over shadowed by his pride and stubbornness. Alan has many flaws but alphas many more perfections. The Alan I know had child hood trauma so this might not apply to all “Alan’s” but I’m just speaking from experience. He is very smart and sometimes will amaze you with how smart he really is, but at times he can be an idiot. Like I said you might never hear “I love you” but if you do that means your very special to him and if you leave you’ll break him.

“Alan is nice at times but can also be extremely prideful” Girl 1
“I love Alan but he never says it back, I think I should break up with him” girl 1
“I’ve never heard him say those words, that’s just how he is. Take a good look at his eyes when you say it next, you’ll see it” Alan’s mother

Alan by the only Nameolygest October 18, 2020

Alan 

Your typical Scottish old man that is very aggressive

Alan has an intense very sexual relationship with Ben Hunt

Alan by BushBalls October 21, 2020

Alan 

He is just so fit, muscles the size of mountains and you know what they say about big feet.

I slept with this guy last night he was such an alan

Alan by Alan Mcvicar October 21, 2020

Alan 

The hottest, cutest person on the planet. Will always make you laugh. He is funny, cute and smart all at once .

Person 1: Wow I'm so lucky to have Alan as a friend
Person 2: Yeah that's true he is amazing

Alan by Itsallfacts8181 October 29, 2020