1. being surprised by a very attractive peace of ass.
2. not having a date for the night, then out of nowhere
an old girlfriend calls to see "whats up"
3. showing up at your best friends house with a smoking hot
peace of ass just for him.
2. not having a date for the night, then out of nowhere
an old girlfriend calls to see "whats up"
3. showing up at your best friends house with a smoking hot
peace of ass just for him.
So I just ran into the store for some O.J. and when I
rounded the corner of the bread isle; ABBRACAPOONTANG, I
bumped into the hottest soccer mom in the world. She was
all bent over looking at pasta shells, I damn near ran
my nose right up her ass.
rounded the corner of the bread isle; ABBRACAPOONTANG, I
bumped into the hottest soccer mom in the world. She was
all bent over looking at pasta shells, I damn near ran
my nose right up her ass.
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Boy: He likes a girl who's name starts with an M.
Girl: Really? He doesn't usually have crushes. I should know, we've been friends for years.
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Aberaeron is a small town South of Aberystwyth. It is populated by approximately 6000 in-bred midgets who like to spend their time insinuating that their neighbours are having sex with horses, and painting their houses pretty colours.
Aberaeron is the drugs capital of Wales, possibly the world, and it is not an uncommon sight to see straggly midget men walking around with swirly eyes and needles hanging from their groins.
Aberaeron has approximately 4000 pubs where you will find one midget per pub.
The small back streets of Aberaron smells like wee.
A place to go to die.
Aberaeron is the drugs capital of Wales, possibly the world, and it is not an uncommon sight to see straggly midget men walking around with swirly eyes and needles hanging from their groins.
Aberaeron has approximately 4000 pubs where you will find one midget per pub.
The small back streets of Aberaron smells like wee.
A place to go to die.
by ohdearshouldn'thavewrittenthis March 30, 2011
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Get the Abracadaver mug.The most fucking awesome, strong, sexy, guy in the whole world. Also he has the largest penis in the world which is a guinness world record. All the girls love him, but he is way out of league for some of them.
Bystander: Holy shit, who is that badass looking dude?
Bystander 2: I don't know, but whoever that person is "Abrahim" he probably is coming to steal your wife.
Bystander 2: I don't know, but whoever that person is "Abrahim" he probably is coming to steal your wife.
by Aybraheem July 30, 2021
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by Th0th870 October 25, 2007
Get the abraham lincoln mug.A mixture of abrasive and facetious. Comments intentionally made to piss someone off but not 100% true.
"That fucking beaner is a fixie-riding hipster," said Ben.
"That's not very nice," said Simon.
"I was just being abratious," Ben replied.
"That's not very nice," said Simon.
"I was just being abratious," Ben replied.
by funnyjob May 11, 2011
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